tastefullyoffensive:

[dubyawinfrey]

slutdust:

glowcloud:

hiphopfrightsplaque:

"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"

Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.

my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women

Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.

(Source: hiphopfightsplaque)

cockenblog:

John Cleese responds to a fan letter

cockenblog:

John Cleese responds to a fan letter

(Source: wenchyfloozymoo)

groovychainsaws:

American education

groovychainsaws:

American education

julia, are you online now?

oatmeal:

How to perfectly load a dishwasher.
Bonus panel version here.

this is why men are terrible

“The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed.”

Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan ( link )

welp.

(via glimpseofgoldglitter)

image

when you read the title you’re like “oh, god…”

but damn this is a good/catchy song

actuallygrimes:

i love it when she gets really weird and scary haha, this is so good

fuertecito:

Print this. Put it on your fridge. Choose which Chris Pratt you want to have as an inspiration and act accordingly. There’s no wrong choice here.

fuertecito:

Print this. Put it on your fridge. Choose which Chris Pratt you want to have as an inspiration and act accordingly. There’s no wrong choice here.

“You could be the King, but watch the Queen conquer”
Me reciting my wedding vows (via megitsunee)

(Source: controlledeuphoria)

Dana’s inner monologue: these fuckin people….

(Source: laudanumblues)

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist