hey man, why you so ugly?

I always keep my chin up because when i don’t it look like this

I always keep my chin up because when i don’t it look like this

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Leslie Knope is who we want to be.

Liz Lemon is who we are.

On being single

Amy Poehler: There are a lot of girls who look at you as a role model. Maybe they're really smart and funny but aren't quite getting a lot of boy attention, and they're stressed out about it. What would you say to them?
Tina Fey: You know what? Let the boys practice on other girls. Let them treat other girls like crud, let them learn how to French kiss for, like, 10 years, let them give some other girl a bunch of crappy Valentine's Day gifts, and then you just move in when they're fully formed.

Okay, so maybe I never got my Sex and the City brunch, and maybe I never got to share the fact that I now know four different sexual positions, one of which involves a chair.
But maybe a good relationship is more than that, anyway. All this talk of Great-Escaping and Pokemons got me thinking: Is accepting who you are the secret to getting what you want? Do men and women really see the world so differently? Or can we agree that we’re all just monkeys with suitcases trying to seem like people? Can we get everything we need from one person? Or is that what friends are for? To be the allied POWs and whimsical Japanese mini-creatures that help us get through life?
I guess what I’m saying is, I need to modify my Zappos order so please email me back at your earliest convenience.

Okay, so maybe I never got my Sex and the City brunch, and maybe I never got to share the fact that I now know four different sexual positions, one of which involves a chair.

But maybe a good relationship is more than that, anyway. All this talk of Great-Escaping and Pokemons got me thinking: Is accepting who you are the secret to getting what you want? Do men and women really see the world so differently? Or can we agree that we’re all just monkeys with suitcases trying to seem like people? Can we get everything we need from one person? Or is that what friends are for? To be the allied POWs and whimsical Japanese mini-creatures that help us get through life?

I guess what I’m saying is, I need to modify my Zappos order so please email me back at your earliest convenience.

forever reblog

“I would like to state for the record that I beat Jon Hamm at Words With Friends yesterday.”

So handsome, yet so stupid

Tina Fey (via cheia)

They’re baby would be a beautiful genius

one of my top 10 favorite moments

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“Some people say ‘Never let them see you cry.’ I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.” - Tina Fey, Bossypants

“Some people say ‘Never let them see you cry.’ I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.” - Tina Fey, Bossypants

I’ve been shopping on amazon for a while now, and if this were a relationship, right now would be the sweet spot where we would get married or something, because today I got an email with the following recommendations:

Season 6 of gilmore girls

Bossypants by Tina Fey

A tripod

A camera accessories kit

Mumford and Sons CD

Bedwetter by Sarah Silverman

and a copy of Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austin

I think i’m in love